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DEEP DOWN IT'S ALL WAVES

Pärre Bonk II (1885–1943) dabbled in a vast variety of scientific theories, principles and inventions, but it was not until 1932 that he was able to draw all these threads together in a unifying theory of wave mechanics that unleashed a gamut of new technologies.

All energy is vibration. From Gamma waves at a frequency of 1022 through the visible spectrum at 1014 and on through radio, and then to music at its lowest audibility of 25 Hz - all is one long salami of waves. And anywhere you slice the salami, you get a clock running at a different speed. The ability to convert one form of radiation to another lies at the core of many Bonk technologies. From the biomagnetic Kosmo to the Paranormal gun and up to the Quasar of today - the key that unlocks all these secrets is the science of electromagnetism, which is the transfer of packets of energy from one atom to another.

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TESTING THE BK-50 ELECTROMAGNETIC BALLOON, 1928

Meteorological balloon with electromagnetic geopathic capillary action.

The Aalto Research Laboratory, Hogland.

photo: Olli Lehtinen

Stimulated by fantastic displays of the Aurora Borealis in 1915, Pärre Bonk postulated the existence of electromagnetic fields that he called the Van Gogh Belts. These striations of powerful magnetism emanating from the poles were found to contain geopathic capillary strata which were the key to the flight of Bonk electromagnetic balloons. The interaction of cosmic rays with the radon-charged enochite dust in the ‘balloon’ created a magnetic field differential which provided the lift for the balloon to ascend.

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GNAGG BOOSTER '45'

1948 Mobile wave transformer with a wave transrippling range of 1018 Hz - 250 Hz.

Bonk's Machine Factories, Uusikaupunki.

Launched in Chicago in 1948, where it was quickly nicknamed 'The Flying Pig', the '45' played a significant role in the energy-consuming industrial expansion of the post-war period, especially in the USA, where almost 50.000 '45's were sold in 1949. By 1950, almost all Gnagg Booster production had been moved to North America, where an office was established in New York and a factory in Philadelphia.

Advanced Disinformation Division

We now live in a world in which fact and fiction are inextricably intertwined, and the path for negotiating psychic survival has been inverted, with navigational know-how now passing from the young upwards to the old. The study of political communication, both by governments and mainstream media, has taken on a new urgency.

Much of the work undertaken in this emerging field by Compressor Sven Triloqvist, (President of the ADS division, and his team) is directed toward the empowerment of the future leaders of our society.

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Nature Boy Standards

Mental pollution is damaging our lives. We live at the bottom of an Electromagnetic Ocean, with waves from communications systems such as microwave links, 5G, Bluetooth, radio and TV surrounding us at all times. This constant radiation directly penetrates our brains. We are also surrounded by semiotic pollution – the thousands of messages which assault us wherever we look, every day. All this mental pollution is changing the way we think.

Any company applying to use the Nature Boy logo must pass stringent testing for its product, service or message. Worldwide adoption of the Nature Boy standards will bring peace of mind to billions of people.

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Faraday Wig Cartoon

A factory poster campaign motivated Bonk workers to wear the Bonk Faraday wig to prevent mental pollution.

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Dr Yes Cosmic Therapy

Cosmic Therapy focuses cosmic rays into certain areas of the brain to produce feelings of euphoria and empathy. Cosmic Therapy promotes the interstitial production of the neurotransmitters serotonin, dopamine and noradrenaline. Cosmic Therapy was originally developed by Professor Hans Dröppeldorf at the Space Medicine division of NASA in San Diego.

The inability of male astronauts to walk on their return to Earth following orbit, was attributed to the effects of negative gravity. Professor Dröppeldorf discovered that astronauts had an increased sex drive after several hours exposure to cosmic rays. On the surface of the earth we are protected by the different properties of the layers of Earth's atmospheres. Out in space, there's no protection.

Dröppeldorf proved that the problem of immobilised astronauts had nothing to do with weightlessness. It was due to that painful condition, also known as the Irish Toothache, which results when permanent sexual arousal is experienced in tight-fitting space suits. It is little wonder they are unable to walk after orbit! And also why women were soon taken into the space program.